When a hammer breaks, we're somehow forced to reckon with it in a more real way, making us aware of its hammer-ness. When a Patek Philippe watch changes owners, there's a chance to enter its Patek Philippe-ness... The 3+ scenarios in this accompanying PDF propose exactly that. This text was especially edited for PDF publication and launched at the Goethe-Institut New York Wyoming Building in the company of live readings done by Janine Armin, Larissa Harris, Dushko Petrovich, Isla Leaver-Yap, and of a playlist made by our collaborators and accomplices.